Florida Man Arrested For Domestic Ketchup Battery
Pinellas Park – A Florida Man is facing a domestic battery rap after allegedly covering his sleeping girlfriend in ketchup, court records show. Investigators say Florida man and his 41-year-old girlfriend have recently “been in arguments over infidelity by the victim.” The victim awoke “to ketchup being poured on her by” Florida man. Ketchup, also known as catsup, ketsup, red sauce, and tomato sauce, is a sauce commonly used as a condiment and less commonly as a weapon. As a weapon it is more effective when inside a bottle as opposed to inside packets. When police arrived at the residence, they found the woman “covered in ketchup.” Florida man denied the condiment attack, though a patrolman noted that “he has ketchup on the right side of his pants.” Always fun to ketchup with Florida man’s shenanigans. Read the full story
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