Florida Man Wearing ‘Coke’ Shirt Arrested For…Wait For It…Selling Coke

Fort Pierce – A Florida man was wearing a shirt with “red lettering on the front that said ‘COKE’” when he sold four crack cocaine rocks to a Florida undercover agent, according to an arrest affidavit.  Coke is a carbonated soft drink manufactured by The Coca Cola Company.   Selling the carbonated beverage is not a crime.  Selling coke rock is.  Cops charge that Simmons sold crack cocaine to a driver who pulled up outside of a convenience store a couple of blocks from the ex-con’s apartment.  At the time of the $40 transaction, Florida man was wearing a “two toned blue shirt with red lettering on the front that said ‘COKE’ on the front.”   Florida man always one step ahead with his genius advertising. Read the full story