Florida Man Says He’s Too Fat For Sobriety Test
Palm City – A Florida man told deputies he was “too fat” to participate in a field sobriety exercise. Florida man was arrested deputies after investigators stopped his van which was traveling 30 mph in a 35 mph zone. Florida man smelled of booze (the official scent of Florida man), his shorts were urine-stained and his zipper was open. When asked if he had any medical issues that may impact his ability to walk or balance, Florida man said he was disabled and “can’t see my feet over my stomach.” Asked whether he could stand on one leg, Florida man said, “No, I’m too fat.” He ain’t heavy…he’s Florida man. Read the full story
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