Floriduh Man Calendar

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Events in April 2025

  • Florida Man Mad About Grass Clippings Pulls Gun On Lawncare Workers
  • Florida Man Says He's Too Fat For Sobriety Test
  • Florida Man On Meth Steals Boat Then Stalls Out In Middle Of Lake
  • Florida Man Arrested For Singing Original Dirty Song To Neighbor
    Florida Man Shoots Woman with Water Gun Filled with His Own Urine
  • Florida Man Nabbed For Allegedly Speeding Tells Cops, ‘The car is a Ferrari and it goes fast’
    Florida Man Threatens To Unleash Army Of Turtles On Town
  • Florida Man Arrested After Wrestling With Fake Alligator
  • 80 Year Old Florida Man Captures Huge Gator
    Florida Man Arrested Outside Olive Garden After Eating Pasta Belligerently
    Florida Man Pretending To Be Cop Pulls Over Undercover Officer
  • Florida Man Strips Naked And Poops In Naples Family’s Yard
  • Florida Man Exposes Himself While Advertising For Concealed Weapons Class
    Florida Man Hides Drugs In His Butt Crack
    Florida Man Misspells ‘School’ On Crosswalk
    Florida Woman Stuffs Club Sandwich, Sausage Sandwich, Can Of Pringles And Two Lunchables In Yoga Pants
  • Florida Man Launches Pipe Bomb Into Neighbor’s Yard
  • Florida Man Gets Rabbit Punched By Easter Bunny
  • Drunk Florida Man Gets Thrown Out Of Library Telling Cops He's Jason Bourne
    Florida Man Brings Drugs To A Drug Bust Of Florida Woman
    Florida Man Stabs Nephew For Taking Too Long In Bathroom
  • Florida Man Dresses As Grandma And Steals Baby Formula From Publix
  • Florida Man Crashes Into Cop Car At Winn-Dixie Trying To Avoid Arrest
    Florida Man Security Guard Shoots Self In Leg Then Gets Arrested
    Meth Smoking Florida Man Attacks Mattress
  • Florida Man Breaks Into Office, Steals Drink Then Leaves Sign Reading Secretary Wanted, $17.00 Per Hour
    Florida Man Steals 12 Foot Cow Statue From Restaurant
  • Florida Man And Woman Have Sex Outside Police Station
  • Florida Man Smuggles Turtles In Candy Wrappers